Post-war Baghdad joke

Izzat Ibrahim, Saddam’s number two, goes to the hole where Saddam is hiding. He is flashing a V-sign. «Great!» says Saddam, «that means that we are winning!» «No it doesn’t,» says Ibrahim. «It means there are only two of us left.»

Baghdad graffiti
(In white paint) Saddam will return! (Added in red paint) Out of my arse!